News Of The Weird: Burger With A Side Of The Nasty

By Beau ‘Ebo’ Thoreson
March 2, 2016 2:55 p.m.
We all know there is no sex in the champagne room, but no one said you couldn’t outside of a fast food chain.
Today’s New of the Weird takes us to Kentucky, more specifically, the parking lot of a Hardee’s in Kentucky.
Now imagine this, you’re in the drive-thru line, thinking about all the naughty things you’re going to do to your thick burger. As you lick your lips, you take a look to your right and notice a steamy 1994 Ford Crown Victoria, rocking back and forth. It hits you, my god, there are two people getting it on in the parking lot! (P.S. if the van is a rockin’, don’t go a knockin’.)
Meet Brittany Pennington, 24, and Jonathan Howard, 24, who just ruined your appetite for delcious, greasy food. Who, by the way, were arrested and both charged with first degree indecent exposure.