News Of The Weird: One Belch To Rule Them All

By Beau ‘Ebo’ Thoreson
February 26, 2016 1:15 p.m.
Burping, everyone does it, but I highly dount you’re breaking any records.
Let’s go to Humpty Doo, Australia (and yes, Humpty Doo is an actual town) where we have a belching god.
Meet Neville Sharp, an ordinary man who is breaking records with an unordinary talent.
Neville broke the record of 109.9 decibels set by UK man Paul Hunn in 2009. Just barely edging him out, Neville belched out a whooping 110.6 decibels of pure manliness. That’s the equivalent of a car horn, chain saw or probably your significant other yelling at you for having no manners.
Give me a can of Coke and let me go to work on this record. If Buggar can beat Ogre in Revenge Of The Nerds, there’s hope for me beating this Aussie and bringing the title home to the good ol’ U.S. of A.
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